Having found $20 on their way back from the morgue, two degenerates named Andrew and Anders have now officially squandered all of it on web hosting.

Andrew cautioned against spending all $20 on a blogging business, believing that the Rent-A-Corpse venture could still be revived. Seeing the chances as grim, however, Anders maintained that blogging was their only option: “Andrew, you know we’re not good for anything other than writing stupid shit on the internet – and stealing office supplies.” A quick mental review of their respective lives compelled Andrew to agree.

Thus in agreement, these two enterprising kleptomaniacs each picked up a pen from the abundant stash of stationery furnishing Mom’s basement Blog Headquarters and began writing Brainflora’s first (non-prefatory) blog post: How To Steal Office Supplies.