Everything you do and everything you say,
Every moment of every day,
Gets recorded in a light ray,
Then tucked away
On some computer server tray,
Where forever it’ll stay,
In black and white, no grey,
Ready for one to prey
On your life’s display
With the press of PLAY;
And in an ironic way,
All without your say –
Hey, ain’t that shit cray?

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