Finger about to pick nose for boogers

Booger Escapes Abduction Attempt: Warns Others

Someone using a cellphone

Don’t Botch: You’re Under Watch

Cat sitting regally on chair

Thou Will Bow To My Meow

Christmas mug containing eggnog

Eggnog-Induced Ode to Christmas

Scared man peeking out from under bedsheets

New Year’s Resolution: No More Horror Films

Man rubbing cheek lovingly against jar of salsa

Salsa Serenade

Words scribbled on a notepad

The Notepad Is My Comrade